Gertie, Sturdy, and Hoping

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For those reading this, if I had to guess, you'll be split into two groups...


One knowing exactly what I am referencing in the title of this post.


The other having absolutely no idea.


Honestly, if I came across this post before 2020, I'd sit comfortably with my fellow no idea-ers.